Bitchcraft Halloween Witch Flameless LED Candle

Broomstick, cauldron, and a comeback.

The whole face is given over to one line of black script: Bitchcraft, the art of pissing people off and smiling sweetly. A broom flies across the top, a small castle sits tucked into the crook of the lettering, and a bubbling cauldron and a corked potion bottle anchor the bottom corners. Heavy display type carries the first word; the last one loops away in a looser hand. Stars and crescents fill the gaps.

It reads from the other side of the room, which is the point. Use the steady light mode for a still flame, the flicker for atmosphere, then let the timer shut it off after 2, 4, 6 or 8 hours. A gift for the friend with the sharp tongue.

• Material: ivory molded plastic, shaped at the top to look like melted wax, with the artwork applied as a printed decal
• Sizes: one size — 6 in / 15.5 cm tall, 2.8 in / 7.2 cm across
• Care: wipe with a dry cloth; switch it off at the base before storing it away
• Note: rechargeable, so no batteries are required — a charging cable and a remote are included; printed color may vary slightly from your screen