Magic Witch Bedding Set | Witchy Duvet Cover Bedroom Decor

A fortune you didn't ask for.

Black ground, white line art. Two open hands hover over a crystal ball with a crescent and stars inside it, held the way a fortune teller holds a reading. Above and below, in plain capitals, the joke lands: I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT YOU ARE FULL OF, and then one blunt four-letter word set large across the foot of the bed. Down both sides, pastel pink, lime and yellow hands, snakes, moons and leaves spill over the black. The pillowcases carry the same crystal ball and the same punchline in miniature.

Buy it knowing the word is there and printed big. This is a gag set for your own room, not a guest bed and not a gift for anyone easily offended. It suits a first apartment, and it photographs better than it has any right to.

Material: brushed polyester duvet cover and two pillowcases with a single-sided print; comforter, sheet and pillow inserts not included
Sizes: US Twin, Queen/Full, King and California King, plus AU Single to King and UK Single to Super King (12 sizes)
Care: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low
Note: digitally printed, so colors can sit a shade off what your screen shows

Size	Inches	CM
US Twin	68 × 88	173 × 224
US Queen / Full	88 × 88	224 × 224
US King	104 × 88	264 × 224
US California King	104 × 88	264 × 224
AU Single	55 × 82	140 × 210
AU Double	71 × 82	180 × 210
AU Queen	82 × 82	210 × 210
AU King	94 × 86	240 × 220
UK Single	53 × 79	135 × 200
UK Double	79 × 79	200 × 200
UK King	91 × 87	230 × 220
UK Super King	102 × 87	260 × 220
Pillows	20 × 30	50 × 76

Shipping

Most United States orders arrive in 8–12 business days from the day you order — that includes the time we spend making or packing it. Peak season (November–December) can add a few days; we would rather tell you now than let it surprise you.

United States — $5.99 flat, or FREE on any order with 2 or more items, or on orders over $100.

United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and the other countries we serve — $9.99 flat.

Free USA shipping applies automatically at checkout as soon as your cart holds two items — no code needed. Digital downloads are emailed after payment, with no shipping charge at all.

Full details in our Shipping Policy.

Returns & guarantee

If it is not what we showed you. Damaged, the wrong item, or materially different from the photographs — tell us within 30 days of delivery. One email and one clear photo is enough to start. You choose a refund or a replacement, and in many cases we settle it from the photo and you keep the item.

If it never arrives. If your parcel has not reached you 60 days after it shipped, we refund your order in full.

We reply within 1–2 business days. Please email us before sending anything back — our pieces ship from several studios, so the right return address depends on your order. Full terms in our Refund Policy.