Mint Sunglasses & Sarcasm Slogan Gothic Witch Quilt Bedding Set for Halloween

$79.99 USD

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Product Quilt Bedding Set

Size 60x70 70x80 80x90

Type Fold Hem

FREE USA shipping on 2 or more items
30-day refund or replacement — your choice
Not delivered in 60 days? Full refund

Sunglasses on, iced drink in hand.

A witch with sea-green hair and dark round sunglasses holds a tumbler with a pentacle stirrer in it. Her hat is enormous and tipped forward, with a pentacle charm and a spray of dried flowers on the band. A tattoo shows on her upper arm.

The whole quilt is mint, black and grey: a castle on the left, bats crossing the moon, lilac blooms at both edges. The line TODAY'S MOOD: WITCHY WITH A CHANCE OF SARCASM runs across the bottom in tall capitals. The pillowcases frame her portrait in a black border with the same words printed above it.

This is the funny one. It suits a first apartment or a dorm bed more than a formal bedroom, and it makes an easy birthday gift for the friend whose replies are all deadpan. The mint keeps it from feeling Halloween-only.

Material: 100% polyester, diamond-quilted with a bound edge
Sizes: quilt in 60x70, 70x80 and 80x90 inches; the set is 1 quilt plus 2 pillowcases at 20x30 inches
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Note: printed on one side only; the pillowcases are covers with an envelope closure, and colors can shift slightly between screen and fabric

Shipping

Most United States orders arrive in 8–12 business days from the day you order — that includes the time we spend making or packing it. Peak season (November–December) can add a few days; we would rather tell you now than let it surprise you.

United States — $5.99 flat, or FREE on any order with 2 or more items, or on orders over $100.

United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and the other countries we serve — $9.99 flat.

Free USA shipping applies automatically at checkout as soon as your cart holds two items — no code needed. Digital downloads are emailed after payment, with no shipping charge at all.

Full details in our Shipping Policy.

Returns & guarantee

If it is not what we showed you. Damaged, the wrong item, or materially different from the photographs — tell us within 30 days of delivery. One email and one clear photo is enough to start. You choose a refund or a replacement, and in many cases we settle it from the photo and you keep the item.

If it never arrives. If your parcel has not reached you 60 days after it shipped, we refund your order in full.

We reply within 1–2 business days. Please email us before sending anything back — our pieces ship from several studios, so the right return address depends on your order. Full terms in our Refund Policy.

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